Born to eat turkey

Weighing in at 9 pounds, 9 ounces and 20 inches long, I arrived at Fairview Park Hospital in Cleveland, Ohio on a snowy Thanksgiving night in 1945. I was two weeks late.

I cost $31.09, which included a $27.50 delivery charge, $1.25 for medicine, a dollar phone bill, 34 cents sales tax and a buck for my blue bead bracelet.

Don’t know that about anybody else, now, do you?